|I really wish I had a shirt like that...|
In the morning, I woke up wearing no pants:
|Victoria's Secret is kinda jealous of the underwear pictured. True story.|
No alcohol was involved, and no one was in my bed (so sexy times are automatically ruled out). So...what the hell happened?
There is only one logical conclusion I may come to: sexy times with an incubus ensued.
That, or I simply took my pants off in the middle of the night for some unknown reason.
But the first option is so much catchier!