I don't see that happening for me any time soon, but it has gotten me thinking about what I would settle on if I did feel a pressing need to get another tattoo. Here's my awesome list of possible tattoo ideas, sorted by their appropriate location:
1. Tramp Stamp
On my lower back, I could get a really classy saying that proclaims how lovely and dainty I am. This would, of course, be done in a very elegant, cursive font -- to further relay the point that I am as classy as the day is long. Maybe something like this:
Cute, right?!
2. Inner-thigh
I have a running joke with my friend, Sarah, that I'm going to get a tattoo on my inner-thigh, so that hypothetical one night stands can become instant lulz-fests. The kicker is that the tattoo won't be any old tattoo; no, it will be a tattoo of a hilarious comic from Garfield Minus Garfield. Like this one, for instance:
Not only will it serve as an ice-breaker, but it will also provide me with some entertainment for the rest of my life. SCORE!
3. Wrists
I'm torn on this one. On one hand (no pun intended....okay, maybe a little), I think it would be funny to label my wrists 'Left' and 'Right', so that it would appear that I am easily confused by simple matters such as basic directions. On the other hand, I think it would be absolutely hilarious to have a 'cut along the dotted line' graphic inked into my wrist(s). Kind of like this:
Yes, I might offend some people with this tattoo, but it's my hot body and I'll do what I want!
As you can see, this is a very tough choice, so I'll leave you all to debate amongst yourselves as to what idea I should go with*.
*Note: I may or may not go through with any of these choices.
Um... wow, these are all really good ideas I can't seem to pick just one. I think you should just spend a whole day in the chair and get all of them!
ReplyDeleteyou should totally get "your name" on your ass so when people ask you what tattoo you have you can just say i have your name on my ass, oh the joys of Jackass!!!!
ReplyDeleteSarah, that's so expensive! The objective is to look CLASSY, not TRASHY! Jeez!
ReplyDeleteBeth, that sounds awesome! It's up there with this one tattoo I saw. This girl had a tramp stamp that said "My name is Kelly". I pretty much died laughing. It seems I may have some more options to add to the list!