I don't see that happening for me any time soon, but it has gotten me thinking about what I would settle on if I did feel a pressing need to get another tattoo. Here's my awesome list of possible tattoo ideas, sorted by their appropriate location:
1. Tramp Stamp
On my lower back, I could get a really classy saying that proclaims how lovely and dainty I am. This would, of course, be done in a very elegant, cursive font -- to further relay the point that I am as classy as the day is long. Maybe something like this:
I have a running joke with my friend, Sarah, that I'm going to get a tattoo on my inner-thigh, so that hypothetical one night stands can become instant lulz-fests. The kicker is that the tattoo won't be any old tattoo; no, it will be a tattoo of a hilarious comic from Garfield Minus Garfield. Like this one, for instance:
Not only will it serve as an ice-breaker, but it will also provide me with some entertainment for the rest of my life. SCORE!
3. WristsI'm torn on this one. On one hand (no pun intended....okay, maybe a little), I think it would be funny to label my wrists 'Left' and 'Right', so that it would appear that I am easily confused by simple matters such as basic directions. On the other hand, I think it would be absolutely hilarious to have a 'cut along the dotted line' graphic inked into my wrist(s). Kind of like this:
Yes, I might offend some people with this tattoo, but it's my hot body and I'll do what I want!
As you can see, this is a very tough choice, so I'll leave you all to debate amongst yourselves as to what idea I should go with*.
*Note: I may or may not go through with any of these choices.