It's easy! All you need to do is set up a list of goals you hope to achieve by the end of the coming month, and make sure at least one of those goals is fulfilled. You can even cheat and have a list full of stupid crap that you know you'll do regardless of the presence of such a resolution -- that way you can proudly tick that goal off the list with such enviable grandeur that Tony Robbins, himself, will go green with jealousy.
Drink a glass of water? DONE!
Read at least one sentence per day? I SHOULD GET A TROPHY FOR MY EFFORTS!
Take a shower? I AM THE MOST MOTIVATED PERSON ON EARTH!
My monthly resolutions for June will be:
- Work on my short stories.
- Remain unimpregnated.
- Eat everyday.
- Sleep every night.
- Start a unicorn farm.
There! They may not all be easily attainable, but there you have it -- my monthly resolutions. Already, I can begin to cross off at least 3 of those goals, and we're only on the 1st of June! Way to go, me! I'm on my way to a more successful and fulfilling month. I highly recommend you do the same!