Just think about it: even the most menial jobs could be improved tenfold by having an auto-tuned voice, and everything you say could instantly have a billion street cred points.
Happy was the day when I found this gem in a toy store a month ago:
It's been said that the T-Pain mic is going to be one of the top 'must have' toys for Christmas 2011, and for good reason! Having an auto-tuned voice at any moment of the day has its practical uses, too, such as:
- Making Shakespeare fun for kids. Does your 7 year old refuse to memorize the soliloquies from Hamlet or Twelfth Night? Simply put the T-Pain mic in their hands, and watch as their appreciation for Elizabethan theatre GROW!
- Making spirituality interesting. Do you often find yourself suppressing a boredom-induced yawn in the middle of a prayer devoted to your chosen deity? I bet that that would never happen if you were to use the T-Pain mic whilst verbalizing your offerings (and confessing your sins) to your god(s)!
- Raising the ratings for your high-profile cooking show. I know the feeling: your ratings are slipping, and your usual display of culinary know-how just isn't cutting it these days. Do you know what you need? Probably better recipe ideas and a more relatable public persona. BUT the T-Pain mic just might help a little bit, too (I mean, who the hell doesn't want to watch a cooking show in which brownie recipes are delivered in an electronic voice associated with rappers?)
So....to make things short, if you need to do any last minute shopping (especially if you need to buy a last minute gift for me), look no further than the T-Pain mic. After all, we could all use more street cred in our lives!